Dean Patrick

Books

Books

A memoir about the 2017 crypto boom and what came after, and a novel about the making of a writer.

Memoir · Alexandria Books, 2025

God Money: Lost and Found in the Crypto Wilderness

At twenty-one, I dropped out of Stanford to launch a cryptocurrency hedge fund. The night I announced it, I was locked in a psychiatric ward for drug-induced psychosis. A memoir of ambition, addiction, and the long way back by way of a Zen monastery.

God Money offers a hauntingly honest and personal reflection on the rise of cryptocurrency, the dangers that accompany the pursuit of wealth, and the enduring quest for life’s deeper meanings.
Chris Middleton, YLC
50% laugh-out-loud “can’t believe it’s true” dark comedy and 50% hard-won wisdom from THE insider of Silicon Valley crypto culture.
Luke Kim, columnist at Times of India & EIR at Alchemist Accelerator
  1. Hedge Fund Mania

    May 25th, 2017. A Stanford junior, an email to every dorm on campus, and the investment opportunity of a lifetime.

  2. Dreams of My Childhood

    2002. Homeschooling, a camper bound for Alaska, and an eight-year-old who wants to be a billionaire.

  3. An Ode to Karol Osusky

    My Slovakian kayak coach, a Soviet dissident who swam the Danube under gunfire and passed his American dream to me.

Also: the Epilogue, read by the author, on Substack.

Novel · in progress

Somewhere Outside Me

Growing up under his father’s rage in Silicon Valley, George Pavlovski takes refuge in writing. Then a dying mentor challenges him to consider whether his dream of becoming an artist is just another way of hiding from the world.

  1. One

    Kindergarten in Sunnyvale, and the first time George writes his name.